(tense music playing)
(spits)
Captain... 船長?
we're a few hundred yards out from "The Revenge." 我們距離復仇號只剩幾百碼了
Nice. Very good. 很好,非常好
Love that. 太好了
Honestly, I really don't think this Bonnet is worth your time. 老實說 我覺得這個邦尼特 不值得你浪費時間
Mmm.
So, he's a fancy man with a fancy ship, 所以他打扮花俏 有艘花俏的船
and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles. 還有一幫蠢蛋手下
Do I have that right? 對吧?
Yes, I suppose you could put it-- 對,我想可以這麼說
And he bested you at swordplay. 而且他的劍術比你好
They tricked us. It was an ambush. Completely unprofessional. 他們算計我們 那是突襲 非常不專業
-Hmm. -Izzy: So, what's the plan, sir? 有何計劃,船長?
Do we open fire? 我們要開火嗎?
Or would you rather we just attack them, 或是我們直接進攻
kill them, throw them out to the sharks, sir? 殺掉他們 拿他們去餵鯊魚
Wait till they make landfall 先等他們登陸
then invite 'em aboard the ship. 然後邀請他們上船
And, Izzy, I want you to handle this personally. 對了 伊茲 我要你親自處理這件事
-Oh, Edward, can't I just send the boys? -Mm-mm. -愛德華 我不能派手下去就好嗎?
No, I want this done right. 不行,這事情要妥當處理
After all, he is a gentleman. 畢竟他是一名紳士
We want to make a good impression. 我們要留下好印象
Stupid fuckin' Stede Bonnet. 該死的施蒂德·邦尼特
(harpsichord fanfare)
Captain Stede: Blackbeard, Captain Kidd... 黑鬍子 基德船長
The Gentleman Pirate. 紳士海盜
What do those names conjure for you? 你對這些名字有何印象?
Well, the first two are, like, very, very talented pirates. 前兩個是非常有才華的海盜
The badger's knackers. 數一數二的
But I have no idea who the... last bloke is. 最後一個傢伙我就不知道了
Well, the last one is the scariest of them all. 最後一個是最恐怖的海盜
-Oh yeah? Keep talkin'. -Yeah, he's a killer. -是喔,繼續說 -好
But instead of killing with weapons, 他是個殺手 但使用的不是武器
he kills with... kindness. 他是用善心來殺人
Oh, right, so you're the G-Gentleman Pirate, then? 對 所以你是那個紳士海盜?
-Well-sussed! -Yeah. -正是 -好
Polite menace. That'll be my brand. 有禮的威脅,這就是我的品牌
Every legendary pirate needs one. 每個傳奇的海盜都需要建立品牌
-You getting all this? -Yep. Yes, I am. -你都記下來了嗎? -記下了
(Frenchie clears throat) Um...
as I said before, Captain, I'm not the strongest writer. 如我之前所說 船長 我不擅長寫作
-Captain Stede: Hmm. -Or reader. -也不擅長讀書
Well, there's no words on there at all. 上面一個字也沒寫
-No, 'cause I've drawn them. -Right. 沒錯 因為我用畫的 好
Well, you'll have to do until we find Lucius. 在我們找到魯修斯前 你只能看著辦了
I just hope he's not dead. 我只希望他還活著
That could be bad... 死了可不妙...
-for the general vibe around here. -Yeah. -會影響船上的氣氛 -對
Oh, actually, uh, 其實
since we're on the subject of bad vibes, 既然我們提到了氣氛不佳
what is the plan for the remaining hostage? 你打算如何處理剩下的人質?
-Remaining hostage? -He's still out there. -剩下的人質? -他還在上面
-Not lookin' great. -Oh god, we need a plan. -狀態不太好 -老天 我們需要計劃
Mm, 'cause he's kind of bringin' everyone down, 他害大家士氣低落
bit of a pirate pooper. 有點掃興
Dear lord, it smells like he's been roasting. 老天 他聞起來像烤熟了
The sun did work its wonders. 陽光就是這麼美妙
Well good and savory now, Cap'n. 現在烤得鹹香美味 船長
Some nice crispy bits there. 這裡很酥脆
Yes, well, let's get him some water... 給他一點水吧
and maybe hold a jacket over his head or something. 或許用外套蓋住他的頭之類的
Generate some shade. 提供一些遮陰
Ah, that's... lovely. Cheers. 太棒了 感謝
Right, well, what should we do with our hostage? 好,我們該如何處理人質?
-Any ideas? -Black Pete: Ooh! 有建議嗎? -我有
-I know. -What, you mean other than kill him? 你是說除了殺掉他之外?
Oh, everyone does that. I think a gentleman rises 大家都這樣做 紳士
above those baser instincts. 不能只順從本能
Black Pete, did you have an idea? -黑皮特,你有想法嗎?
Nah, I was just gonna say kill him. 沒有,我本來要說殺了他
Oh, uh, cut off all his limbs 把他的四肢砍斷
and turn his back into a table. 然後用他的背當桌子
No, let's not. Thank you, though. 那樣不行,但謝謝你 還有人有建議嗎?
-Anyone else? -We could ransom him back to the English. 我們能用他向英國人勒贖?
-Ooh, good thinking, Roach. -Ah. 好主意 強哥
What ya need... is a fence. 你需要中間人幫你銷贓
I reckon you'll find one... 倘若要找到中間人
at The Republic of Pirates. 就要去海盜共和國
An isle not too far at all, 那座小島離這裡不遠
where the law lies doggo and plunderers rule. 在那裡法律如同敝屣 掠奪者各據為王
Well, one can only hope he's talking to us, 誰知道他是不是在跟我們說話
in which case, wow! 如果是的話就太棒了
Now that sounds like the place to be, right? 我們就該去那裡 對吧?
No, it's shit. 才怪,那裡糟透了
It's become quite touristy, I've heard, 我聽說已經成了觀光景點
and just not as cool anymore. Right, Jim? 已經沒以前那麼酷了 對吧 吉姆?
Well, I'll be the judge of that. 那就讓我親眼見證
It's time for the wider criminal community 該向廣大的罪犯社群
to meet the Gentleman Pirate. 介紹紳士海盜了
-Oh my god, no. -Mr. Buttons... -老天 不要 -巴頓斯先生
set a course for the Republic of Pirates. 設定航向前往海盜共和國
Aye, aye, Cap'n! Hoist the main brace. 遵命 船長 升起主轉帆索
Oluwande: We can't go back there. 我們不能回去那裡
Spanish Jackie has put a price on your head, remember? 西班牙賈姬 懸賞要你的人頭 記得嗎?
You mean for the thing with her husband? 你是說因為她老公的事?
The thi-- Yes, the thing where you killed him. 她老公-- 就是你殺了他的那件事
Pff. Olu, grow up. 少幼稚了
We live in a state of nature. 這可是弱肉強食的社會
Besides, she's got, like, 20 husbands. 而且 她大概有20個老公吧
Well, 19 now. 現在剩19個了
Jim... a fake beard and a wax nose 吉姆 假鬍子和蠟鼻子
is not gonna fool Jackie. 是騙不了賈姬的
-You couldn't even fool Lucius! -Oh, mm, that's different. 你連魯修斯都騙不過 那不一樣
Ese bastardito caught me unawares. 那個小混帳趁虛而入
Lucius: I'll tell no one! I swear! 我不會告訴任何人 我發誓
Callate, hombrecito. 閉嘴,小鬼 (西語)
Maybe, in your next life, 或許你下輩子
you'll be a little less nosey, huh? 就不會那麼多管閒事了
Lucius: Ow! Jesus. 老天
Can you help me throw this overboard? 你能幫我把他丟下船嗎?
I don't think that's a good idea, 我覺得這樣很不妥
us being on the same team and all. 畢竟我們是一艘船上的人
Fine. 好吧
(gasps) Oh god! Oh god! Thank you! 老天‥謝謝你
Oh, you made a wise decision today, 你做了很明智的決定
and I feel really good about this. 我覺得非常好
Nope, I can't do this. Get back in. 不行 我做不到 回去
-(speaking Spanish) -No, no, no! You can't! You can't! 不行 你不能!
You don't know what it's like in there! 你不懂被塞在裡面的感覺
Have either of you seen-- 你們兩個有沒有看到--
Lucius, there you are. 魯修斯 終於找到你了
Oh god, why're you so sweaty? 老天 你為什麼滿身大汗?
Um, so we have been exercising together 我們3個在運動
because we want our bodies to be smaller. 因為我們希望能瘦一點
-Everything's fine. -Well, I'm not fine. 一切都很好
I've got a journal full of doodles instead of words. 我可一點都不好 我的日誌上都是塗鴉 沒有文字
I'm glad you're making friends, but tighten up, mate. 我很高興你交到朋友了 但皮繃緊一點 夥伴
Come on. I need your help getting me dressed for the big day. 來吧 這可是大日子 來幫我打扮
(lively chatter, laughter)
(retching)
All right, it's a bit gentrified, 好吧 有點仕紳化了
but it's still the Republic of Pirates. 但還是海盜共和國
-I remember when this place was gritty. -What, 10 years ago? 我記得這地方以前野蠻多了 那是10年前了吧
Please, place got lame. Is that a gift shop? 拜託,這地方變遜了 那是紀念品店嗎?
(gasps) Republic of Pirates. 海盜共和國
Quite the hellish cesspool. 真是個恐怖的糞坑
-Come along. -Sorry, um, 來吧
do these outfits maybe feel like 抱歉,這身打扮是否
-an error in judgment, or-- -Captain Stede: It's a power move. 不太恰當-- 這是權力的展示
Make people feel underdressed, 讓其他人覺得穿著不得體
and suddenly you're the one in charge. 你就成了老大
(yelling)
No, no, no, no, no! Oh god, this isn't happening! 不要! 老天 不會吧
Aww, come on! You couldn't have sidestepped? 拜託 你不會往旁邊站嗎?
-(crying) -Right, too late. Let's go. 好吧 太遲了 我們走吧
Maybe just take the jacket off. 把外套脫下來就好
(coughing)
I've never felt so at home. 這裡真有家的感覺
Man for sale! Man for sale! 賣人 賣人
-Healthy, sturdy, obedient man for sale! -Captain? -健康 健壯 聽話 -船長?
-So, we're leaving, right? -Yeah, and quickly. -我們要閃人吧? -對 -對 趕快閃
Captain Stede: Man for sale! 賣人
Listen, I think you might wanna adjust the pitch 你要改變一下宣傳詞
because it's quite unclear what you're selling. 其實不太清楚你在賣什麼
Look, I might be new to pirating, 我或許是剛入行的海盜
but I know a thing or two about salesmanship. 但我對於銷售還略知一二
After you. 你先請
Check out this 來看看
fabulous booty I'm hawkin'! 我鮮美結實的人
Whoa. 哇
Bonifacia Jimenez, 邦妮法西亞·吉姆尼茲
wanted for murder. 因謀殺懸賞
I told you Jackie was still pissed. 我就說賈姬還沒消氣吧
Reward, 50 doubloons?! That's it? 懸賞50達布隆 這麼少?
-I think you're gettin' the wrong message, Jim. -But I, I wasted her husband! 你搞錯重點了 吉姆 我宰了她老公
-That's worth a thousand doubloons at least! -Shh! Quit shouting! 那至少值100達布隆吧 別大吼大叫了
Captain Stede: Man for sale! Someone, buy my booty! 賣人 誰要買我的人?
-Man for sale! -Over here. 賣人 -這裡
Oh, here we go. -客人上門了
One piece of silver's me bid. 我出一個銀幣
So, do I get all three of ye's, er-- 所以是你們3個一起 還是--
No, only one of us is for sale. 不是 我們只有1個人要賣
Mm, so the other two watch, or? 所以其他2個在旁邊看或是?
He thinks you're a prostitute. 他以為你要賣身
I'm no prostitute, mate! 我不是男妓 朋友
Oh.
We could've made magic. 我們本來能共度良宵的
Unbelievable. Do we look like prostitutes to you? 難以置信 我們看起來像男妓嗎?
Well, not terribly successful ones. 不是很成功的那種
Jim, what're you doin'? Someone's gonna see you. 吉姆 你在幹嘛? 會有人看到你的
西班牙賈姬
-So far, so good. -Jim-- -一切順利 -你們好
Oh, hey, guys! Ooh, this place looks promising. 這地方似乎很有希望的
Maybe we'll find some buyers in here. 或許能在裡面找到買主
No, no, no, Captain. You d-- You don't wanna go in there. 不行 船長,你--不會想進去的
It's a, it's a shithole. 這就是個屎坑
There's a lot of crime, 裡頭都是罪犯
and, uh, diseases, 還有疾病
and, uh, poorly mixed drinks. 跟調得很爛的酒
Jim's already gone in. 吉姆已經進去了
Jim?! No, no, no, Jim! 吉姆,不要 吉姆!
Does look a bit scary in there. 看起來的確有點可怕
I'm gonna need you to hold it together, and come in. 我要你鼓起勇氣 跟我進去
Well, if it's scary, I'll probably just head back to the ship-- 如果很恐怖的話 我還是先回船上好了
Ah, Lucius, look at this. 魯修斯 你看
Come. Come here. 過來
You have to sketch us in front of this. 別搗蛋 幫我們畫一張素描
It's so authentic. 這太道地了
Look tortured. 擺一張受拷打的臉
(softly): Okay, like we rehearsed. 好,就像我們排練那樣
(music, chattering)
Hear ye, hear ye! 聽好了‥
(music stops)
(softly): Oh fuck. 該死
Please join me in welcoming for his regional debut... 請和我一起歡迎 本地首次登場的人物
The Brigand of Barbados... 巴貝多的盜匪
-(mouthing along) -the Cream of the Caribbean... 加勒比海的奶油
The Gentleman Pirate. 紳士海盜
Hi, all. Nice to be here. 大家好 很高興來到貴寶地
I may be landed gentry, 我雖出身上流
but I'm thrilled to be granted entry. 但還是很榮幸能委身下流
-(nervous laugh) -(grumbles)
(coughing)
(clears throat) Well, the drinks are on us. 酒算我們的
-(pirates laughing) -Oh, come on! -拜託喔
Pirate: Drinks be on ye now! 算你們的了
Oh... god.
Jim, Jim, this is not keepin' a low profile. 吉姆 這樣一點都不低調
Oluwande Boodhari, as I live and breathe. 瞧瞧這是誰 這可不是歐盧旺德·布哈里嗎?
-Geraldo. -You have got some world-class, rock-hard... -傑拉多 -你可真是吃了雄心豹子膽
absolutely titanic balls coming in here. 才有膽給我踏進這家店
You know, I actually thought you'd be dead by now. 我還以為你已經死了
I did, too! 我也是
Life is funny. Who's your friend? 人生就是這麼有趣 你的朋友是誰?
Um... This is Jim. Jim-- 他是吉姆 吉姆--
You don't know Jim because Jim is a mute. 你不認識吉姆 因為吉姆是啞巴
So, that's my friend. 他是我朋友
Naturally, Jackie's gonna want a word. 想必你也明白 賈姬會想跟你談談
(ominous music playing)
Yeah, no, naturally. 當然,我明白
-Um... just, uh, just let me know when-- -Now, man! -跟我說什麼時候-- -現在 老兄
Not you! 不是你
Hey, Jackie. 你好 賈姬
-Lads. -Spanish Jackie: Have a seat. 兩位 請坐 -好
-Yep. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 不對...
-(tapping chair) -Right here. -坐這裡
Hey.
Olu, Olu... Olu. 歐盧‥
Where you been? 你跑哪裡去了?
You been avoiding me? 你在躲我嗎?
What? No, no, I... 什麼? 沒有 我...
I actually thought you were 我本來以為
kind of mad at me, if I'm honest. 你在生我的氣 老實說
Why would Jackie be mad? 賈姬為什麼會生氣?
Well, I kind of recommended you hire a waitress... 我推薦你僱用了一名女侍...
who stabbed your favorite husband up, so. 然後她刺死了你最喜歡的老公
Oh yeah, that's true, that's true. 對 沒錯
Bonifacia Jimenez. 邦妮法西亞·吉姆尼茲
The bitch who stole my life. 那賤人毀了我的人生
The bitch who stole my joy. 那賤人偷走了我的喜悅
But it's not like you had anything to do with it, right? 但和你無關吧?
Like you helped her set it up? 不是你幫她安排的吧?
N-No. C-- Uh, correct. 沒有 沒錯
I barely even knew the bitch. Ooh. 我跟那賤人根本不熟
But you do know where she is, though, right? 但你知道她在哪裡吧?
(cocking gun)
Seems like I remember both of you guys leavin' town... 我依稀記得你們兩個都離開了
-at the same time. -I killed her! -而且是同時離開 -我殺了她
I killed her. 我殺了她
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't like the way she... handled herself 對 我不喜歡她的那副德性
I thought it were kind of g-gauche... 我覺得有點魯莽
if I'm honest. 老實說
I appreciate that, kid. 感謝你 孩子
It was fuckin' kinda gauche. 確實是有點魯莽
You know, Jackie got feelings, too. 賈姬也是有感覺的
Jackie is a person also. 賈姬也是人
What about your sexy little friend over there? 你要請你那個 性感的小朋友
You gonna invite him over? 過來嗎?
Yeah... 好
I'd love to. 我很樂意
Barkeep! 酒保
-What? -Uh, please bring us a round of your finest wine. -幹嘛? -請給我們這裡最好的葡萄酒
-We're out of wine. -Well, then what's this all over my boy? -葡萄酒沒了 -那我手下身上的這是什麼?
That's blood. 是血
I mean, we serve that. Do you want blood? 我們端出去時還不是血
I think we'll go for something stronger. 來點烈的吧
Bring us a round of-- 給我們來一輪--
Eww... 嗚
ugh... 啊
Ah, this tasty-looking stuff. On the double! 看起來很好喝的那個 現在就上
It's good, isn't it? Being amongst proper maniacs. 很棒吧 身處在一堆瘋子之間
No amateurs here, Lucius. 這裡沒有半吊子 魯修斯
Ah. 啊
Mm, it's nutty. 有堅果味
-What do you call this? -It's juice from the nose jar. 這叫什麼? 是鼻子罐裡的汁
-Hmm? -Geraldo: Jackie's been collecting them for years. 賈姬蒐集了好幾年
You misbehave... (makes slicing noise) 只要誰不乖
you end up in here. 就會進到裡面
-(both gagging) -Oh god. -老天
I've a few colleagues in there. 我有幾個同事就在裡面
-(gagging) -(Captain sighs)
-You again. -Geraldo: Mr. Hands, welcome. -又是你 -漢茲先生 歡迎
-It's been a while. -Izzy: Yeah... -好久不見了 -對
because I hate this fucking place. 因為我討厭這個鬼地方
But for some inexplicable reason, 但出於某種費解的原因
my boss would like a word with you, Bonnet. 我的老大要和你談 邦尼特
Yes, well, everyone wants a piece of the Gentleman Pirate. 每個人都想佔紳士海盜的便宜
Get in line. 去排隊吧
-I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, Iggy. -Izzy. 恕我直言 伊奇
Whatever, I don't care, but we're busy at the moment, -是伊茲 -隨便 我不在乎 但我們現在忙著
fencing our remaining hostage. 把剩下的人質賣出去
AKA, the one you didn't manage to steal. 意即 沒被你偷走的那個
So, I'll tell my captain that you're declining then, yeah? 那我就跟我的船長說 你拒絕邀請囉?
Or tell him he's got terrible taste in flunkies, 或跟他說 他挑僕人的眼光超差
and he can go suck eggs in hell. 叫他下地獄去吧
(softly): Gladly. 我很樂意
-To my dead hubby! Yes! -Yes. -敬我死掉的老公 -好
Alfeo de la Vaca! 猛牛阿佛列歐
One of the best that ever done it. 最棒的老公
(laughs) Mmm.
He was a saint. 他是個大好人
I keep a altar to him in the back 我在後面為他設了一個祭壇
with a couple of his mementos. 還放了一些紀念物
(Spanish guitar playing)
Minion: Jackie, you are needed. 船長,有請
Business calls. Don't go anywhere. 有正事要辦 別離開
Oh, my god. 老天
I bet she's got my dagger back there. 我的匕首八成也在後面
Okay, look, you've proven your point. 好,你證明你的論點了
Now, can we just let this go? 就這樣算了吧
Fine. 好吧
Jim, what are you doin'? What are you do-- 吉姆,你在幹嘛? 你在‥
J-- 吉--
Card Player: I'd maybe give ya 20 doubloons for the Brit. 我願意出20達布隆 買你的英國人
Seems a tad low. 太低了吧
We're already expecting another offer. 已經有別人要出價了
From who? The prostitute bloke? 誰出的? 那個召妓的傢伙嗎?
Captain Stede: Ha, ha! No. 才不是
The bidding starts at 50 doubloons. 拍賣底價是50達布隆
Take it or shake it. 不買就走吧
-50. -51.
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-(yelling) -Should we attempt to lower the temperature, or-- -我們是否該控制場面?
No, no. Don't be scared. This is a bidding war. -不用 別怕 這只是競價戰
-(yelling) -Lucius: Okay, it's startin' to look like an actual war! 看起來越來越像真的戰爭了
Think it through guys, please! 冷靜點 兩位 拜託!
Alfeo de la Vaca. 猛牛阿佛列歐
The man who killed my family. 殺害我家人的兇手
We meet again, pendejo. 我們又見面了 王八蛋
Now give me back my dagger. 現在把我的匕首還我
-Where is it? -(door shuts) 在哪裡?
I knew you was a thief. 我就知道你是小偷
But I loves me a thief. 但我喜歡小偷
(yelling)
C'mon, guys. 好了 各位
(yelling)
-I think we should intervene. -No, you intervene. 我覺得我們該介入
Don't kill one another, you guys! 別自相殘殺了
Ooh... (chuckles)
you are one sexy thing. 你真性感
Relax... 放鬆
You're stiff in all the wrong places. 你都硬錯地方了
(chuckles)
(grunts)
-(crashing) -Pirate: Oh sorry! 抱歉
My noses! 我的鼻子
Lucius, can you please help me pick these up? 魯修斯 可以幫我撿起來嗎?
No, I'm not gonna do that, sorry. 我才不要 抱歉
-(tense music playing) -Oh... 哦
Fuck is you supposed to be? 你是誰?
-Hi, I'm Stede. -He's the Gentleman Pirate. 你好 我是施蒂德 他是紳士海盜
Well, I got bad news for you, Genital Pirate. 我有壞消息要通知你 生殖器海盜
I'm about to start a whole new nose jar. 我要開始蒐集新的鼻子了
-Uh, baby-- -Don't say that. Don't call me that. -寶貝? -別說那個詞,不要這樣叫我
Well, I just figured since we're married, and-- 我想說我們都結婚了--
None of my other husbands have a problem with it. 我其他的老公都沒這問題
-That's mine. -Spanish Jackie: Do not call me that in here. -那是我的 -別在這裡那樣叫我
Okay, well, Izzy Hands was in here 好吧,伊茲·漢茲剛剛來過
asking about him for his boss. 他老大要找那個人
Blackbeard? 黑鬍子?
Muthafuckin' Blackbeard wanna talk to this guy? 該死的黑鬍子要找這傢伙?
(exhales) Thank you so much. 萬分感激
Shut up. 閉嘴
You're an idiot... and you're banished. 你是個白癡... 你被放逐了
Do not darken my doorstep again. -別再到我的地盤來 -樂意為之
-Lovely. -Well, I'll just, I'll just squeeze past then. 我就從旁邊擠過去吧
Thank you so much for having us. 非常感謝您的招待
Well, the Gentleman Pirate bids you all-- 紳士海盜向各位--
-(glass shattering) -Ah! -啊!
(pirating shouting) -滾出去 -該死 老天
He's not interested in meeting. 他沒興趣見面
What? 什麼?
I explicitly told him... 我說得很清楚
Blackbeard desired his company. 黑鬍子要找他
But does he know who I am? 他知道我是誰嗎?
Seemed to, yeah. 似乎知道
And still, he said no. 但他還是拒絕了?
You can "go suck eggs in hell" 叫他下地獄去
was his response, I believe. 他是這麼回應的
Fascinating. 有意思
I'm starting to think you're not the only one 我開始覺得我跟你一樣
who's not cut out for this, Lucius. 不適合這一行 魯修斯
Don't be too hard on yourself. 別太苛責自己了
Anyone could break a nose jar. 誰都可能會打破鼻子罐
Well, see, this is what I'm talking about. 看,這就是我要說的
You and I, we shouldn't have this kind of rapport. 你跟我不該這麼融洽
Man: Hey there. 你們好
Are you the fancy man sellin' the British bloke? 你就是那個 賣英國佬的花俏男嗎?
No! Wait, yes. 不是 等等,對
-Oh, are you interested? -Terribly. -你有興趣? -很有興趣
-And I'd pay handsomely... -Deal. 而且我願意出高價
for parts of him. -成交 -我只要一部分
Wait, what? -等等,什麼?
I'll do the disassembly myself. 我可以自己支解
You're not actually considering this, are you? 你不會真的在考慮吧?
Hmm? 唔?
No... No. 沒有‥
-(gun clicks) -(Captain gasps)
Geraldo: Kick rocks, freak. 閃邊去 變態
Big boys need to talk. 大人要談談
No, no, no, no, no. 不
-Hey. -Captain: Hey. 嘿
I'm gonna shoot you straight, man. 我就有話直說了
When you first came in, 你一走進來時
I didn't think you had balls... -我本來以為你這人沒種...
-at all. -Yeah. 對
But when I saw how you handled yourself with Jackie, 但我看到你應付賈姬的樣子
I was like, "Oh man, 我心想 "老天
he's got balls! For days!" 他可有種了 非常有種
-Really? -Yeah. -真的嗎? -對
Balls for days. 非常有種
-Maybe I do. -Listen, I, I got a little bit of, um... -或許是吧 -是這樣的,我有一份
a side hustle with an exclusive client, 與獨家大客戶的兼差
but he only deals with... refined types, like yourself. 但他只和你這種高尚的人打交道
Hmm! 唔
He's gonna love you. 他會喜歡你的
Oluwande: You almost got us killed! You know that, right?! 你差點害死我們 你知道吧?
And for what? She didn't even have the dagger! 為了什麼? 匕首根本不在她那裡
She did! (speaks Spanish) 在她那裡
on Stede's stupid fucking nose! 就抵著施蒂德該死的鼻子
I would've had it if you didn't rush us out of there. 如果你不急著出去 我就能拿到了
-(knocks on door) -Shh! -噓!
Lucius: Hi, guys. Oh, guy, well, guy-- Well, guy and lady-- 兩位先生 其實是一位先生和一位女士
Oh, you are pushing your luck, hombrecito. -一位先生和一個人 -臭小鬼
Um, I was just wondering whether your dagger had, 我只是在想 你的匕首是否‥
um, something on the handle, 在手把上有姓氏? 吉什麼的?
-a family name, maybe? J-- -Jimenez. ¿Que pasa? -吉姆尼茲 怎樣? -那樣的話 (西語)
Uh, well... (sings) Ahh!
吉姆尼茲
-Jim: You found it. -Lucius: Yeah, yeah. -你找到了 -對‥
Well, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a pickpocket 我以前算是當過扒手
from back in the day. I don't like to even talk about it. 我不想提 不是開心的回憶
-It was not cute-- -Now this... is a good friend. 這才是好朋友
Oh, my god. 老天
Okay... well, wouldn't that be crazy if I was suddenly like, into Jim? 好 應該不會太瘋狂吧 如果我喜歡吉姆的話?
(laughs) Okay. All right, then. 好的 那好吧
Oh. 哦
That doesn't look like a private vessel. 看起來不太像私人船
Oh, it's not. 確實不是
Sorry, I thought I said, uh... 抱歉,我以為我說過了
we're selling your guy to the Spanish Navy. 我們要把你的人賣給西班牙海軍
Oh... And we're sure they're friendly? 他們友善嗎?
Oh yeah. These guys are the best. 當然 他們最棒了
Super chill. 非常淡定
Come on. We'll make this quick. 走吧 我們速戰速決
Let's bring that guy. 帶上那傢伙吧
He looks tough. 他似乎很強悍
In honor of our hosts, 為了對主人表示敬意
I've had Roach put together some food. 我們請強哥弄了些食物
I made an assortment of tapas. 我做了幾種塔帕斯
Tapas means "little plates." 塔帕斯就是小盤子的意思
Yeah, I know about tapas. 我知道塔帕斯
-They're like catnip to Spaniards. -Oh, exactly. 西班牙人最喜歡了
Lucius, once I climb aboard, I want you to start sketching. 魯修斯 等我爬上船 你就開始畫圖
The world's about to witness 全世界即將見證
the Gentleman Pirate's first business transaction. 紳士海盜的首次交易
Oh! Now this is a ladder. 這是梯子
Loving your ladder setup, by the way. Very stable. 對了,我喜歡你們的梯子設置 非常很穩固
El Gentleman Pirata? 紳士海盜?
I am he. 正是在下
(ominous harpsichord playing)
Oh... I think there's been a mistake. 看來我錯了
-(grunts) -(gasps)
(speaking Spanish) 我們就是這樣對付海盜的
(winces)
(sharp exhale)
Did y-- Did you mean to do that? 你是故意的嗎?
Filthy scum. (speaking Spanish) 把他吊起來 帶走剩下的人渣
Hold on! Bring that one back. 等等 把那個帶回來
Almost forgot. 差點忘了
Jackie wanted this for the new jar. 這會成為賈姬新鼻子罐的收藏
(grunting)
-No. Oh! -(grunting) 不要
-(all yelling) -Oh, my god! His nose! 老天,他的鼻子
Oh god, no! 老天,不要
(pirates shouting)
老天,他的鼻子
(yelling)
Jim's a woman?! 吉姆是女人?
-Did you know that? -How would I know that?! -你知道嗎? -我哪會知道?
Oh, thank god it's out. I'm so bad at keeping secrets. 老天,終於揭穿了 我真的很不會保密
(speaking Spanish) 恭喜了
王八蛋
-And she can talk? -(spits) 她還會說話?
I'm actually super into that, so... thanks. 我其實超喜歡這套,所以多謝了
Jackie made you straight away. 賈姬一眼就看穿你了
She just wanted to watch you sweat a little bit. 她只是想讓你緊張一下
All she had to do was set a low bounty... 她只要設一個很低的賞金
sit back, and wait for you to return. 以逸待勞 等你自己上鉤
Adios, Bonifacia. 再見了 邦妮法西亞
You can't fool her. 你耍不了她的
She's Jackie... the love of my life. 她是賈姬 我一生的摯愛
And she's got the biggest balls of them all. 而且她是最有種的海盜
I'm sorry, guys. 對不起 大家
-Any last words? -Yeah... -有什麼遺言嗎? -有
You are the worst fuckin' pirate captain in history. 你是史上最爛的海盜船長
I deserve that. 是我活該
Okay, so, uh, eh... are you done? 好,說完了嗎
Is that it? Were those your... last words? 就這樣? 那些就是你的遺言?
(laughs)
-(yelling) -(cannon fire)
(intense music playing)
(shouts): Help me! 救命
(yelling)
(shouting continues)
(thudding footsteps)
The Gentlemen Pirate, I presume. 你就是紳士海盜吧?
-You've heard of me? -Blackbeard: Oh yeah, I've heard of you. 你聽說過我? 對 我聽說過你
I've heard all about you. 久仰大名
("Our Prayer" by The Beach Boys playing) 我們的禱告 海灘男孩合唱團
待續 謝謝觀賞
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